The Island Nation of L’Isolina, the World's Only Pasta Republic!
L'Isolina Country Profile
Introduction
A newfound jewel in the Salted Sea, L'Isolina emerged mysteriously in 2020. This Pasta Republic, governed by a benevolent dictatorship, thrives on pasta production and has captivated the world with its culinary prowess and pasta-based economy.
Geography
- Location: Salted Sea
- Area: Comparable to the size of Sicily, Italy
- Climate: Mediterranean with a volcanic microclimate
- Terrain: Dominated by the 'Rigatono' volcano, rolling grain hills, basil-bush forests, and geothermal pasta pools
People and Society
- Population: Undisclosed
- Languages: Italian Derived Regional Dialects
- Religions: Aldenteism
- Ethnic Groups: Primarily Pasta Aficionados
Government
- Country Name: The Island Nation of L'Isolina
- Government Type: Pasta Republic
- Capital: Scintillissima
- Administrative Divisions: Penne Province, Spaghetti Shores, Fusilli Foothills
- Independence: Appeared in 2020
- National Holiday: Several a week
Economy
- Overview: Pasta-centric with burgeoning tourism for pasta aficionados
- Industries: Pasta production, geothermal energy from volcanic activity, culinary tourism
- Exports: Various pastas, tomato sauce from 'Rigatono', culinary experiences
- Currency: Pasta Lira (PL)"₤"
Energy
- Electricity: Geothermal energy harnessed from 'Rigatono'
- Oil: Olive oil reserves, primarily used in cooking and export
Communications
- Telephones: N/A (communication done primarily through agitated hand gestures or pasta semaphore)
- Internet Code: .pas
Transportation
- Airports: One-strip runway for light single-engine aircraft and abundant landing area for sea planes in the shallow coastal lagoon
- Waterways: Navigable around the main island; famed for pasta-shaped boats
- Roadways: Cobblestone paths connecting the principal piazze and culinary landmarks
- Public Transportation: Free public access the extensive two-stroke vespa network
Military and Security
- Military Branches: The Pasta Patrol – a specialized unit ensuring the protection of pasta fields and culinary secrets
- Defense Budget: Funded by pasta exports
Transnational Issues
- Disputes: Minor scuffles with rival culinary nations over long-held recipes
- International Agreements: Member of the United Nations of Gastronomy
Photos
'Rigatono' erupting its bright, vibrant tomato sauce lava L'Isolina's monumental spaghetti-shaped rock formations
The roiling geothermic pasta pools of the coastal lagoon